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Have you heard about the coming outsource workshop in Atlanta, May 29-31, 2009?

Jeff Mills will be bringing his project manager, Henry Griner as well as good Video marketing genius, Mike Stewart to share how to work less and make more money through outsourcing.

Jeff Mills is an internationally renowned Personal Branding and Outsourcing Expert. A former self-professed surf bum from Huntington Beach, California, Jeff became a full-time youth pastor in the Midwest and later pursued his desire to start his own business and work with other entrepreneurs.

Since 2004, Jeff’s ingenious strategies, tools, and resources have taught tens of thousands of entrepreneurs and small business owners how to easily outsource the day-to-day details of their businesses, and increase their cash flow AND their time off.

Jeff is presently the CEO of Goldmills Marketing, LLC and Host of the annual “Midwest Super Conference,” one of the largest marketing training events for entrepreneurs and small business owners in the United States.

What You’ll Walk Away With:

At the Outsource Internet Marketing Workshop on May 29th – 31, 2009, Jeff will be sharing his focused methods for outsourcing so that you can make MORE money doing LESS! You’ll get more done, letting others assist you doing the work you don’t want to do or don’t have the skills to do.

You’ll discover:

* How to outsource the details of your business so you can spend more time GROWING it (and your income) instead of just RUNNING it
* Real-life international outsourcing case studies – including costs, risks and rewards
* The MUST HAVE tools you need for 100% outsourcing success
* The simple three-step plan to true entrepreneurial freedom
* Where to find outsourcers, how to “screen” them for quality, and how much to pay them
* Where to find English-speaking college graduates for $2-$3 per hour
* And this is just a small taste of what you’ll discover!

Sign up now and check out our free outsourcing video today.

It’s a great call.

Download the Call Cheat Sheet .pdf for following along and taking notes.

I got a lot of emails when it was done from people who really enjoyed it.

Here are a couple:

This was one of the best tele-seminars that I have ever been on. Thank you and John very much for the extremely informative teleseminar tonight. It was so helpful.

- Ellen Schultz

Wow! Thanks Jeff. The call tonight was great. We really need to do this. Would you sell an hour of your time to us to consult with us on our products and our next steps?

- Vivian and Lynne

What I am really proud of is that this tele-seminar was also a SHORT ONE…. for those who know I go long and often deliver a ton of content, somehow, I got 17 questions answered all within 60 minutes, I feel pretty good about that!

Now, I want to let you know up front, this call, as good as it is, is incomplete.

There is actually a lot more that I wanted to share with you.

But, in order to get it, you need to come to Minnesota this weekend to our Outsource and Leverage Workshop.

It’s February 6-8, 2009 at the Radisson Water Park of America Hotel, across the street from the Mall of America. It’s a really cool hotel, you’ll love it here.

USE COUPON CODE: ow1800 at check out for a Huge Discount!

I have reduced the price of the $1997 ticket by $1800 and only 9 people will have the opportunity to take advantage of this reduced price, using the special code I have made which you can get below.

Here is the audio, and below it, you’ll see the bonuses you’ll receive if you are one of the first 9 people to take fast and furious action to secure one of the remaining 9 seats.

REPLAY AUDIO

• A free ticket to the upcoming Canada Marketing Summit in Vancouver, Canada March 26-29, 2008. ($797 Value)
• 100 Things You can Outsource right now – to inspire and motivate you. ($97 Value)
• 150 Print on demand service providers to make CDs, Book and DVDs for your own product creation and fulfillment. ($37 Value)
• The Famous “Outsource Compendium Vol. 1″ ebook. ($47 Value)
• The Best of my Outsource Secrets Revealed Home Study Course, ($1997 Value) which includes the full training tutorials which you can use for yourself or give to your outsourcing teams with presentations by:

1. Armand Morin on Software development and marketing
2. Mark Bacak on Article Marketing and Employee Sourcing strategies
3. Howard Tiano on Outsourcing basics to help newbies get started
4. Kirt Christensen on ppc marketing and management + Unique Article Wizard

As an added bonuses, on top of all these, I’ll throw in three one on one coaching sessions with me where I’ll answer questions or even do a webinar with you showing you systems and resources which will help you outsource even better. ($1500 value)

That’s over $4475 in actual real world value when you decide to come to my workshop and only pay $197.

But…. that’s not all…

I’ll also be adding this benefit:

• Free Lunches both days of the workshop ($40 value)
• Free DVD of the entire workshop ($297 Value)

Bringing in the total value together to $4812…. and your price is only $197 if you are one of the next 9 people to order.

If you click on the link and enter the coupon code and the price does not reduce, then we’re sorry, you can still come, but that means all the discounted tickets are gone and you’ll be paying the regular price of $1997 which will still get you all the bonuses.

USE COUPON CODE: ow1800 at check out for a Huge Discount!

Silicon.com’s CIO Jury–a pool of chief information officers and other corporate IT professionals who are polled on various technology issues–recently revealed that environmental factors play a key role in the selection of technology suppliers and partners.

Virtual worlds
The rise of virtual worlds such as Second Life is making it easier for companies to justify hiring offshore workers for tasks that may include building virtual offices or even working as virtual-world “meeters and greeters.”

The market for outsourced virtual-world services is still very new, but businesses increasingly are taking an interest in the likes of Second Life, so momentum is likely to build.

Last month, news emerged of a partnership between a Chinese online-entertainment company and Entropia Universe, a virtual world with a science fiction theme, to create a virtual economy that could provide as many as 10,000 jobs.

Over the longer term, customer contact jobs, including those for help desk and call center services–could migrate into virtual worlds, where customers can be both informed and entertained.

Natasha Lomas of Silicon.com reported from London.

We had an awesome day exploring the topics of:

• building a team of outsourcers and learning how to find them.
• setting up our businesses as owners that manage the people and task needed to put systems in place to get things done for us.
• learning how to build an emailing list.
• discovering how to create joint ventures with other marketers to make money and acquire names for our email lists.
• seeing how powerful blogging can be to increase traffic and bring in more leads
• seeing how easy and simple blog posting can be for newbies
• discovering how to research a niche to get the keywords we need to attract traffic
• step by step plans to use to get started now.

And all this took place on DAY 1!

we heard from Reed Floren, Henry Griner and myself, Jeff Mills and look forward to day 2 of our session together where Steve Renner and Dave Aron will “wow” our great attendees with more outsourcing solutions to get their businesses up and running.

The next Outsourcing workshop will take place in the Fall sometime in late October or beginning of November. Tickets will begin selling for $1997, as this was the last time individuals could come for the low discounted rate.

Attendees can always come free to our workshop by purchasing the Outsource Secrets Revealed home study course or by joining our monthly outsourcing membership club.

“YOU CAN DO THIS” but you will need help when it comes to breaking the bonds of SOLOPRENEURSHIP, and going to an OUTSOURCINGSHIP.

Moving from doing it all, to doing it some to doing it barely at all, is a dream that can become a reality and I will show it to you and prove it to you at my 2 day live workshop coming to the Twin Cities August 23 and 24, 2008.

To celebrate and explain what this conference looks like and what we will do for two days, with our 5 mentors, please listen to this free 2 hour recording.

Then, be one of the last 10 to get a seat before we close down the doors and you will have to wait until October.

http://www.outsourceworkshop.com

Coming in October, we’ll have our 3rd Workshop, and unfortunately, the price will not be for $197, it will be for $1997, and that is for real.

Don’t pass this up, or you’ll simply pay more for the next one.

Each year, on or around my birthday, I give back and reduce prices on my best products.

From Aug. 18-22, 2008 you can now save an additional $75 off a special reduced offer.

Normally, if you were to buy this product online, it would cost $997. But for a limited time, the offer is $697.

You’ll get $75 off the $697 price and only pay: $622!

Use coupon code at check out: osr-75

Click here to check out Outsource Secrets Revealed.

The stuff he shared in the July sessions were remarkable and noteworthy, here is a gold nugget I’d thought I would share with my blog readers.

http://www.outsourcecoaching.com

It’s Weds, Aug 13 at 10:00 PM EDT.

This call is for my monthly Outsourcing Coaching Students only.

If you are NOT one of my students, I’d like to give you a FREE MONTH’S trial. It really is free. All I ask in return is you pay a very small shipping and handling fee which covers the package I send you in the mail ($9.95!) which includes a DVD, Mp3 CD and Transcripts.

Go here to claim your free month trial: http://www.outsourcecoaching.com

Raam has an incredible outsourcing service for internet marketers where he does a ton of stuff for people to get traffic to people’s websites. (if you need more traffic, pay attention to this…)

I recently met Raam, who came to an internet marketing seminar that I was speaking at. We filmed a video there, debunking the Outsource Myth, which many people have stereotyped.

Here is a list of some of the things internet marketers need to focus on to make traffic come to their websites, and by the way… for most Solopreneurs who do all the work themselves or who have multiple online properties, it’s nearly impossible to keep up with all the work. Therefore, the entrepreneur’s business struggles to make sales.

Another thing you need to focus on if you decide to use Raam Anand’s services with Outsource Myth is that you need good converting sales copy on your sites. If you look at Raam’s site, it is very well written and he is a good, persuasive copywriter. So, Raam brings you the traffic, but make sure your page is optimized to do the conversions.

I think Raam is a great guy, he is honest, hard working and has a real business in Bangalore, India with real office staff that go to work for you daily.

Raam and I are talking about the possibility of doing an International Internet Marketing Conference in Bangalore, India, late in the fall of 2008, possibly in November or December.

Tell me what you think? Do you think India is ready for an International Marketing conference?

If you try the http://www.outsourcemyth.com service, let me know how it goes, of if you have used Raam, I invite you to post your experience in the comments section.