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Have you heard about the coming outsource workshop in Atlanta, May 29-31, 2009?

Jeff Mills will be bringing his project manager, Henry Griner as well as good Video marketing genius, Mike Stewart to share how to work less and make more money through outsourcing.

Jeff Mills is an internationally renowned Personal Branding and Outsourcing Expert. A former self-professed surf bum from Huntington Beach, California, Jeff became a full-time youth pastor in the Midwest and later pursued his desire to start his own business and work with other entrepreneurs.

Since 2004, Jeff’s ingenious strategies, tools, and resources have taught tens of thousands of entrepreneurs and small business owners how to easily outsource the day-to-day details of their businesses, and increase their cash flow AND their time off.

Jeff is presently the CEO of Goldmills Marketing, LLC and Host of the annual “Midwest Super Conference,” one of the largest marketing training events for entrepreneurs and small business owners in the United States.

What You’ll Walk Away With:

At the Outsource Internet Marketing Workshop on May 29th – 31, 2009, Jeff will be sharing his focused methods for outsourcing so that you can make MORE money doing LESS! You’ll get more done, letting others assist you doing the work you don’t want to do or don’t have the skills to do.

You’ll discover:

* How to outsource the details of your business so you can spend more time GROWING it (and your income) instead of just RUNNING it
* Real-life international outsourcing case studies – including costs, risks and rewards
* The MUST HAVE tools you need for 100% outsourcing success
* The simple three-step plan to true entrepreneurial freedom
* Where to find outsourcers, how to “screen” them for quality, and how much to pay them
* Where to find English-speaking college graduates for $2-$3 per hour
* And this is just a small taste of what you’ll discover!

Sign up now and check out our free outsourcing video today.

He’s hosting a brand new workshop – the Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, which takes place February 6-8, 2009 in Bloomington, MN at the Radisson Water Park of America Hotel, near the Mall of America.

Jeff wants each and every person who owns a small business or is thinking of working from home to see the advantages of using and tapping into the worldwide outsourcing resources readily available on the web.

“I first heard about the concept of using Outsourcers from one of my online marketing mentors back in 2004, who was making millions per year. I asked him how he worked so little, launched multiple products per year, and still had enough free time and he told me it was because he ‘Outsourced’ all his projects through internet vendors that he was able to live with sanity, work less and still increase his revenues!” said Mills.

Since that conversation in 2004, Jeff has mastered the online outsourcing phenomenon and seen his business hit 7 figures, all while working from a tiny closet office in his Cottage Grove, MN home.

Jeff Mills has quickly become the “Napoleon Hill of Outsourcing” as some of his clients call him, due to the fact that Jeff has interviewed over 30 different successful internet marketers who all claim their fortunes and lifestyles come not from all the products they sell, but from the advantages they found by hiring independent contractors to get jobs done for them that pay $2-$4 per hour in 3rd world countries!

Earlier this year, Jeff released this flagship product called, Outsource Secrets Revealed, a 15 DVD disc volume where he interviewed on live webinars, the top internet marketers in the world and somehow got them all to share their secret resources and techniques for how they outsource and work less, while making more money. His product has gone on to sell over 6 figures, and has spawned sub products like a monthly Outsourcing Coaching program, a free 70 page eBook called the Outsource Compendium, and now his Outsourcing Workshops, which Mills holds every 3 months in the Twin Cities of Minnesota.

“My outsourcing tools provide busy entrepreneurs and small business owners with the knowledge and know-how to actually increase their sales and to increase the money that they are bringing in – simply by knowing the basics of where to find good people and how to get tasks done cheaper and faster at the same time. People want blogs built, websites coded, software designed, social media profiles created, videos produced and sent to video hosting site, articles written and submitted and all that takes time and effort. We show people how to get others doing that work at ridiculously low fees, while saving a ton of time too,”said Mills.

By attending Jeff Mills’ new Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, a person can learn how to take what they’ve already got and help their business to grow in ways that they would never have dreamed of before.

The Outsourcing and Leveraging Workshop is a way for business owners or for those who want to work at home to figure out what they’re doing right, and to do more of it, as well as figure out what they could be doing differently, and then make the changes that are necessary in order to achieve their goals, by outsourcing where it makes sense.

The Outsourcing Secrets Revealed Workshop will have a number of excellent speakers presenting.

• John Jonas will be talking about hiring service providers from the Philippines.
• Sandy Cashman will share insights about discovering what your dreams and passions are so you can focus in on what you are best at and then learn how to outsource the rest!
• Henry Griner will be sharing how to outsource by hiring a project manager to oversee your tasks and where to find good people all over the world who are skilled and excellent in internet marketing.
• And Jeff Mills will be speaking about putting the whole Virtual team concept together and how a solo entrepreneur or small business owner can begin outsourcing by setting up proper structures and systems inside the business.

Anyone who wishes to be able to maximize their own potential, and the potential of the business that they currently have is invited to attend the Outsource Workshop but seats are extremely limited.

For additional information on the Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, contact Jeff Mills or visit http://outsourceworkshop.com.

ABOUT JEFF MILLS – Jeff Mills has been providing his clients with ways to manage their time and money since 2003 with his boutique internet marketing firm called, Goldmills Marketing. Having sold and marketed over $2 million dollars in product and services, Jeff is uniquely qualified to help your small business get to the next level in productivity and profits.

Contact:
Jeff Mills
651-769-2189
http://www.outsourceworkshop.com

As of this announcement, there are 9 discounted seats available.

“Nothing like getting up and close with mentors and students to shake their hand, or give an encouraging hug!” says Mills.

“YOU CAN DO THIS” but you will need help when it comes to breaking the bonds of SOLOPRENEURSHIP, and going to an OUTSOURCINGSHIP.

Moving from doing it all, to doing it some to doing it barely at all, is a dream that can become a reality and Jeff Mills will show it to you and prove it to you at his 2 day live workshop coming to the Twin Cities, in Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota February 6-8, 2009.

To discover what this conference looks like and what we will do for two days, with our mentors, please visit the outsourcing workshop and seminar website.

Then, be one of the last 9 to get a seat before we close down the doors and you will have to wait until May or August of 2009.

http://www.outsourceworkshop.com

Coming in May, we’ll have our 5th Workshop, and unfortunately, the price will not be for $197, it will be for $1997.

Don’t pass this up, or you’ll simply pay more for the next one. But right now, there are 9 discounted seats available, where one can save $1800 off the admission of our event.

If you’d love to see how people are making money online and working less by getting people to do all the lead generation for them, you need to check out the feed, and you can watch it right from your home.

Outsourcing is hot! Check out these testimonials from people who attended my live seminars by visiting my website for details.

You can scroll down to the bottom of my site and click on the link to get the live stream.

So, check out the details now, don’t miss this opportunity to get hooked up with powerful outsourcing data now that you can view the seminar over the web.

Dr. Mike Woo Ming and Brian Koz have really perfected a system of lead generation that matches buyers and sellers together to generate leads that you can immediately contact and profit from.

The only way to explain it, is to simply watch it!

If you have a hard time viewing some of the “tiny” text, click on the FULL SCREEN button on the Viddler nav bar on the right and you’ll see much better in the larger text.

If you would like a 14 day test drive to test EVERYTHING this system has to offer, then click on the leads for Lead Evolution Review and Test Drive and get started right now! Don’t wait, as we only have 28 spots available and many were sold live during this webinar!

You need to watch the special offer I made at the end. You’ll like it if you are in a serious need to learn more about Outsourcing.

Oh, by the way… did you like the training? Post a positive comments below about it. And if you would like to see more calls and trainings like this that show you how to outsource and instantly make more money in less time, then why not try my Outsourcing Monthly membership program. Your first month is free! Yea, you get access to ALL my past month’s call for free too when you login, over 6 months of dynamic and excellent coaching on how the guru’s get away with “murder” by doing nothing while making fortunes. Outsourcing’s where it’s at friends. It’s the secret sauce behind any serious entrepreneur’s business.

If you are not outsourcing or using an employee, then I would gather you are working too hard IN your business and you have a hobby income that never grows.

But when you discover the secret of being ON your business and delegating tasks to the gifts, talents, and skills of others, then the freedom comes!

The November Outsource Workshop is coming in 1 week! You can pay $1997 to come or you can join my Coaching program and I’ll give you the workshop for free! You pick which kind of deal you’d like to have… (or, just buy the membership with Lead Evolution and you’ll get my whole program, the Home Study Downloads, Monthly Coaching Membership and the Workshop all FREE!)

There is a small shipping/handling fee for the DVD’s we send out for the coaching program that first month of $9.95, so if you can handle that fee, join us. Then, you’ll pay $97 a month, and trust me, I should be charging $499 a month since this information is so absolutely life and business changing.

Seriously… get serious about your business, let me and my coaches show you tools, systems, and people that allow you to be ON your business working less rather than IN it.

We had an awesome day exploring the topics of:

• building a team of outsourcers and learning how to find them.
• setting up our businesses as owners that manage the people and task needed to put systems in place to get things done for us.
• learning how to build an emailing list.
• discovering how to create joint ventures with other marketers to make money and acquire names for our email lists.
• seeing how powerful blogging can be to increase traffic and bring in more leads
• seeing how easy and simple blog posting can be for newbies
• discovering how to research a niche to get the keywords we need to attract traffic
• step by step plans to use to get started now.

And all this took place on DAY 1!

we heard from Reed Floren, Henry Griner and myself, Jeff Mills and look forward to day 2 of our session together where Steve Renner and Dave Aron will “wow” our great attendees with more outsourcing solutions to get their businesses up and running.

The next Outsourcing workshop will take place in the Fall sometime in late October or beginning of November. Tickets will begin selling for $1997, as this was the last time individuals could come for the low discounted rate.

Attendees can always come free to our workshop by purchasing the Outsource Secrets Revealed home study course or by joining our monthly outsourcing membership club.

For those living in the Midwest looking for internet marketing information and tutelage, the 3rd Midwest Internet Marketing Super Conference is going to be held by Jeff Mills and will include various top experts in the internet marketing field. This conference will be held on September 19-21st and well take place in Bloomington, Minnesota.

During this conference those seriously interested in learning how to become financially successful will learn the secrets and tips from some of the best marketers and millionaire markers in the world.

Jeff Mills, the man behind the conference is a Bible College and Seminary graduate, who spent 9 years as a Youth Pastor. However, after leaving the ministry, he went on to work at starting his own home business, and went on to be exceedingly successful in his pursuit. It is his goal that he can take his success and help others to achieve that success as well in the fastest amount of time possible.

In the list of instructors, there are many top names in the internet marketing and wealth creation business. Some of the top names that will be there speaking at the Midwest Internet Marketing Super Conference include Stephen Beck, the developer of the “8 Weeks to Profits Formula, Jason Pearson, the developer of “The Perfect Wealth Formula to Instant Traffic” Kirt Christensen who is a top Pay Per Click guru, Carlos and Lupe Garcia, plus many more top money making marketers from around the country.

While the Midwestern region of the United States has seemed to be a bit neglected when it comes to conferences such as this one, it is Mills’ goal to bring quality conferences with top teachers to the heartland area of the country.

It’s currently the only conference of this kind in the Midwest, and further more, it is also affordable for many people who are not able to spend thousands on expensive conferences that are located halfway across the country which are taking place with similar speakers.

The prices of the Midwest Super Conference are extraordinarily low for a conference of this caliber. While the standard rates are $697 for those who register for regular seats, those registering early will only pay $147. The VIP rates are regularly $997, but for early birds who register, the price has been cut to $247 for a limited time.

With other similar internet marketing seminars costing $5000 or $2000, and the high costs of hotels and airfare in the big cities, the Minnesota conference is the perfect alternative, with the perfect venue for helping new people just starting out in business online and even seasoned experts looking for the latest information about making money online.

Jeff is providing over 15 hours of free online marketing training in conjunction with Midwest Internet Marketing Super Conference and you can sign up for announcements about when the training calls will be at http://www.midwestsuperconference.com.