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Have you heard about the coming outsource workshop in Atlanta, May 29-31, 2009?

Jeff Mills will be bringing his project manager, Henry Griner as well as good Video marketing genius, Mike Stewart to share how to work less and make more money through outsourcing.

Jeff Mills is an internationally renowned Personal Branding and Outsourcing Expert. A former self-professed surf bum from Huntington Beach, California, Jeff became a full-time youth pastor in the Midwest and later pursued his desire to start his own business and work with other entrepreneurs.

Since 2004, Jeff’s ingenious strategies, tools, and resources have taught tens of thousands of entrepreneurs and small business owners how to easily outsource the day-to-day details of their businesses, and increase their cash flow AND their time off.

Jeff is presently the CEO of Goldmills Marketing, LLC and Host of the annual “Midwest Super Conference,” one of the largest marketing training events for entrepreneurs and small business owners in the United States.

What You’ll Walk Away With:

At the Outsource Internet Marketing Workshop on May 29th – 31, 2009, Jeff will be sharing his focused methods for outsourcing so that you can make MORE money doing LESS! You’ll get more done, letting others assist you doing the work you don’t want to do or don’t have the skills to do.

You’ll discover:

* How to outsource the details of your business so you can spend more time GROWING it (and your income) instead of just RUNNING it
* Real-life international outsourcing case studies – including costs, risks and rewards
* The MUST HAVE tools you need for 100% outsourcing success
* The simple three-step plan to true entrepreneurial freedom
* Where to find outsourcers, how to “screen” them for quality, and how much to pay them
* Where to find English-speaking college graduates for $2-$3 per hour
* And this is just a small taste of what you’ll discover!

Sign up now and check out our free outsourcing video today.

Freelancers are now ranked by the same three components that traditional offline businesses use to gauge success:

• The acquisition of new customers,
• Earnings from each customer, and
• The ability to keep customers over a long period of time.

The design of the new Rank calculation encourages and rewards Freelancers for submitting targeted proposals, providing first-rate comprehensive services, and retaining customers.

The previous ranking system positioned Freelancers based on subjective feedback and the amount of money earned over a 12-month period. The new Rank better highlights quality Freelancers by eliminating subjective feedback from the calculation and focusing on objective business success factors.

You will still be able to review the feedback others have left for a Freelancer and leave feedback on Freelancers you have worked with, but it is no longer a component of how they are ranked.

Dr. Mike Woo Ming and Brian Koz have really perfected a system of lead generation that matches buyers and sellers together to generate leads that you can immediately contact and profit from.

The only way to explain it, is to simply watch it!

If you have a hard time viewing some of the “tiny” text, click on the FULL SCREEN button on the Viddler nav bar on the right and you’ll see much better in the larger text.

If you would like a 14 day test drive to test EVERYTHING this system has to offer, then click on the leads for Lead Evolution Review and Test Drive and get started right now! Don’t wait, as we only have 28 spots available and many were sold live during this webinar!

You need to watch the special offer I made at the end. You’ll like it if you are in a serious need to learn more about Outsourcing.

Oh, by the way… did you like the training? Post a positive comments below about it. And if you would like to see more calls and trainings like this that show you how to outsource and instantly make more money in less time, then why not try my Outsourcing Monthly membership program. Your first month is free! Yea, you get access to ALL my past month’s call for free too when you login, over 6 months of dynamic and excellent coaching on how the guru’s get away with “murder” by doing nothing while making fortunes. Outsourcing’s where it’s at friends. It’s the secret sauce behind any serious entrepreneur’s business.

If you are not outsourcing or using an employee, then I would gather you are working too hard IN your business and you have a hobby income that never grows.

But when you discover the secret of being ON your business and delegating tasks to the gifts, talents, and skills of others, then the freedom comes!

The November Outsource Workshop is coming in 1 week! You can pay $1997 to come or you can join my Coaching program and I’ll give you the workshop for free! You pick which kind of deal you’d like to have… (or, just buy the membership with Lead Evolution and you’ll get my whole program, the Home Study Downloads, Monthly Coaching Membership and the Workshop all FREE!)

There is a small shipping/handling fee for the DVD’s we send out for the coaching program that first month of $9.95, so if you can handle that fee, join us. Then, you’ll pay $97 a month, and trust me, I should be charging $499 a month since this information is so absolutely life and business changing.

Seriously… get serious about your business, let me and my coaches show you tools, systems, and people that allow you to be ON your business working less rather than IN it.

Raam has an incredible outsourcing service for internet marketers where he does a ton of stuff for people to get traffic to people’s websites. (if you need more traffic, pay attention to this…)

I recently met Raam, who came to an internet marketing seminar that I was speaking at. We filmed a video there, debunking the Outsource Myth, which many people have stereotyped.

Here is a list of some of the things internet marketers need to focus on to make traffic come to their websites, and by the way… for most Solopreneurs who do all the work themselves or who have multiple online properties, it’s nearly impossible to keep up with all the work. Therefore, the entrepreneur’s business struggles to make sales.

Another thing you need to focus on if you decide to use Raam Anand’s services with Outsource Myth is that you need good converting sales copy on your sites. If you look at Raam’s site, it is very well written and he is a good, persuasive copywriter. So, Raam brings you the traffic, but make sure your page is optimized to do the conversions.

I think Raam is a great guy, he is honest, hard working and has a real business in Bangalore, India with real office staff that go to work for you daily.

Raam and I are talking about the possibility of doing an International Internet Marketing Conference in Bangalore, India, late in the fall of 2008, possibly in November or December.

Tell me what you think? Do you think India is ready for an International Marketing conference?

If you try the http://www.outsourcemyth.com service, let me know how it goes, of if you have used Raam, I invite you to post your experience in the comments section.

We had a great crowd out who really got into the content as well as great guest presenters like, Henry Griner, Steve Renner, Reed Floren and Dave Aron.

All who attended came away with brand new content, stuff that I have not shared publicly before in the online outsourcing niche.

If you have not joined my monthly outsourcing coaching program, then you need to come check out my site!

So, the people who pre-ordered the conference Mp3′s will be really stoked, and we will have DVD’s available for $297 from the whole workshop as well in about 4 weeks time. The Mp3′s could be available as soon as 2-3 weeks, and will be sold for $97.

I enjoyed this workshop setting so much I am considering doing it locally here, in the twin cities every two months or so and will plan on doing one towards the end of August. Then maybe one in November.

We always love to get testimonials from folks and I was super thrilled to see nearly 100% of the participants run to give their glowing testimonials for the video camera because they got a solid business plan for outsourcing their internet marketing businesses.

So, keep on the lookout for an announcement soon for the next Outsource Workshop, coming in August, 2008 in the Twin Cities.