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Have you heard about the coming outsource workshop in Atlanta, May 29-31, 2009?

Jeff Mills will be bringing his project manager, Henry Griner as well as good Video marketing genius, Mike Stewart to share how to work less and make more money through outsourcing.

Jeff Mills is an internationally renowned Personal Branding and Outsourcing Expert. A former self-professed surf bum from Huntington Beach, California, Jeff became a full-time youth pastor in the Midwest and later pursued his desire to start his own business and work with other entrepreneurs.

Since 2004, Jeff’s ingenious strategies, tools, and resources have taught tens of thousands of entrepreneurs and small business owners how to easily outsource the day-to-day details of their businesses, and increase their cash flow AND their time off.

Jeff is presently the CEO of Goldmills Marketing, LLC and Host of the annual “Midwest Super Conference,” one of the largest marketing training events for entrepreneurs and small business owners in the United States.

What You’ll Walk Away With:

At the Outsource Internet Marketing Workshop on May 29th – 31, 2009, Jeff will be sharing his focused methods for outsourcing so that you can make MORE money doing LESS! You’ll get more done, letting others assist you doing the work you don’t want to do or don’t have the skills to do.

You’ll discover:

* How to outsource the details of your business so you can spend more time GROWING it (and your income) instead of just RUNNING it
* Real-life international outsourcing case studies – including costs, risks and rewards
* The MUST HAVE tools you need for 100% outsourcing success
* The simple three-step plan to true entrepreneurial freedom
* Where to find outsourcers, how to “screen” them for quality, and how much to pay them
* Where to find English-speaking college graduates for $2-$3 per hour
* And this is just a small taste of what you’ll discover!

Sign up now and check out our free outsourcing video today.

He’s hosting a brand new workshop – the Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, which takes place February 6-8, 2009 in Bloomington, MN at the Radisson Water Park of America Hotel, near the Mall of America.

Jeff wants each and every person who owns a small business or is thinking of working from home to see the advantages of using and tapping into the worldwide outsourcing resources readily available on the web.

“I first heard about the concept of using Outsourcers from one of my online marketing mentors back in 2004, who was making millions per year. I asked him how he worked so little, launched multiple products per year, and still had enough free time and he told me it was because he ‘Outsourced’ all his projects through internet vendors that he was able to live with sanity, work less and still increase his revenues!” said Mills.

Since that conversation in 2004, Jeff has mastered the online outsourcing phenomenon and seen his business hit 7 figures, all while working from a tiny closet office in his Cottage Grove, MN home.

Jeff Mills has quickly become the “Napoleon Hill of Outsourcing” as some of his clients call him, due to the fact that Jeff has interviewed over 30 different successful internet marketers who all claim their fortunes and lifestyles come not from all the products they sell, but from the advantages they found by hiring independent contractors to get jobs done for them that pay $2-$4 per hour in 3rd world countries!

Earlier this year, Jeff released this flagship product called, Outsource Secrets Revealed, a 15 DVD disc volume where he interviewed on live webinars, the top internet marketers in the world and somehow got them all to share their secret resources and techniques for how they outsource and work less, while making more money. His product has gone on to sell over 6 figures, and has spawned sub products like a monthly Outsourcing Coaching program, a free 70 page eBook called the Outsource Compendium, and now his Outsourcing Workshops, which Mills holds every 3 months in the Twin Cities of Minnesota.

“My outsourcing tools provide busy entrepreneurs and small business owners with the knowledge and know-how to actually increase their sales and to increase the money that they are bringing in – simply by knowing the basics of where to find good people and how to get tasks done cheaper and faster at the same time. People want blogs built, websites coded, software designed, social media profiles created, videos produced and sent to video hosting site, articles written and submitted and all that takes time and effort. We show people how to get others doing that work at ridiculously low fees, while saving a ton of time too,”said Mills.

By attending Jeff Mills’ new Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, a person can learn how to take what they’ve already got and help their business to grow in ways that they would never have dreamed of before.

The Outsourcing and Leveraging Workshop is a way for business owners or for those who want to work at home to figure out what they’re doing right, and to do more of it, as well as figure out what they could be doing differently, and then make the changes that are necessary in order to achieve their goals, by outsourcing where it makes sense.

The Outsourcing Secrets Revealed Workshop will have a number of excellent speakers presenting.

• John Jonas will be talking about hiring service providers from the Philippines.
• Sandy Cashman will share insights about discovering what your dreams and passions are so you can focus in on what you are best at and then learn how to outsource the rest!
• Henry Griner will be sharing how to outsource by hiring a project manager to oversee your tasks and where to find good people all over the world who are skilled and excellent in internet marketing.
• And Jeff Mills will be speaking about putting the whole Virtual team concept together and how a solo entrepreneur or small business owner can begin outsourcing by setting up proper structures and systems inside the business.

Anyone who wishes to be able to maximize their own potential, and the potential of the business that they currently have is invited to attend the Outsource Workshop but seats are extremely limited.

For additional information on the Outsource Secrets Revealed Workshop, contact Jeff Mills or visit http://outsourceworkshop.com.

ABOUT JEFF MILLS – Jeff Mills has been providing his clients with ways to manage their time and money since 2003 with his boutique internet marketing firm called, Goldmills Marketing. Having sold and marketed over $2 million dollars in product and services, Jeff is uniquely qualified to help your small business get to the next level in productivity and profits.

Contact:
Jeff Mills
651-769-2189
http://www.outsourceworkshop.com

We had an awesome day exploring the topics of:

• building a team of outsourcers and learning how to find them.
• setting up our businesses as owners that manage the people and task needed to put systems in place to get things done for us.
• learning how to build an emailing list.
• discovering how to create joint ventures with other marketers to make money and acquire names for our email lists.
• seeing how powerful blogging can be to increase traffic and bring in more leads
• seeing how easy and simple blog posting can be for newbies
• discovering how to research a niche to get the keywords we need to attract traffic
• step by step plans to use to get started now.

And all this took place on DAY 1!

we heard from Reed Floren, Henry Griner and myself, Jeff Mills and look forward to day 2 of our session together where Steve Renner and Dave Aron will “wow” our great attendees with more outsourcing solutions to get their businesses up and running.

The next Outsourcing workshop will take place in the Fall sometime in late October or beginning of November. Tickets will begin selling for $1997, as this was the last time individuals could come for the low discounted rate.

Attendees can always come free to our workshop by purchasing the Outsource Secrets Revealed home study course or by joining our monthly outsourcing membership club.